Sunday, 29 May 2011
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
Jos Holland? More like Jos Oh-My-God-This-Guy-Is-Amazing!
I recently stumbled across Jos Holland's site at http://art.josholland.com/, and he simply blew my mind into billions of really cooly drawn little pieces.
He has that kind of scarily good, NEY! amazing talent. He blogs as well! Sweet! Check him out if you want to have your evening ruined by realising that you simply will never be able to live up to the standard that Jos is setting for BITCHIN RAD DRAWINGS!!!
...and here are some of them now:
He has that kind of scarily good, NEY! amazing talent. He blogs as well! Sweet! Check him out if you want to have your evening ruined by realising that you simply will never be able to live up to the standard that Jos is setting for BITCHIN RAD DRAWINGS!!!
...and here are some of them now:
Monday, 9 May 2011
The Devil is in the Derails
Damn.
Once again procrastination central.
This post can be counted as the one constructive thing that I will accomplish tonight.
Why?
I dunno.
Personally I blame the internet and it's very limited treasure trove of inactivity. Limited in the sense that facebook (goddamn you facebook), trawling for new music and Stumble Upon are my internet drugs of choice at the moment. Nothing else. Is there really anything else though? Has this beast known as the internet been truly as wide, bold and exhaustive then when it was originally envisioned? Well it was envisioned as a network for scienctific lads to nerd out on, so this initial premise is a fallacy. Yet the idea of the internet is still suppose to be true to the slightly naive view that I'm postulating.
Why isn't it?
Why are we so dictated by the three major social network platforms? Twitter, myspace and the gargantuan facebook are now our main method of information exchange, and I swear to god, if my lecturers put my assignments up on facebook, that shit would be done, snappy like. We are so dictated by the meme of the moment that we don't look elsewhere to develope our own sense of humour, language, and conspiracy. 4Chan and all the anon's that reside upon the domain of exchange set the tone for how our humour will be dictated. It's the height of fashion when its decided by a few people and it's all essentially intangible bullshit. Maybe it's just our generation, but the scary thing is that it isn't. When 7 year olds are trolling on their blackberrys and posting the latest Charlie Sheen rant to their mates, what hope is there for them ten years down the line when they will be digitally digestive of everything that comes their way?
It's the antithesis that is the appealant to us.
The advertisers think they have the power of running our notions of what is the trend at the moment, but they truly don't. The true control is the submersion that you experience in some respective digitial diversion. Derailing you. Ha! You had a goal tonight? Not till you have checked, rechecked and explored every link available and every bit of information available to you, as long as it appeals to your appetite of internet debauchery.
We are a world of information addicts, and do you think this blog is actually helping matters? Pffft.
OUT!
Once again procrastination central.
This post can be counted as the one constructive thing that I will accomplish tonight.
Why?
I dunno.
Personally I blame the internet and it's very limited treasure trove of inactivity. Limited in the sense that facebook (goddamn you facebook), trawling for new music and Stumble Upon are my internet drugs of choice at the moment. Nothing else. Is there really anything else though? Has this beast known as the internet been truly as wide, bold and exhaustive then when it was originally envisioned? Well it was envisioned as a network for scienctific lads to nerd out on, so this initial premise is a fallacy. Yet the idea of the internet is still suppose to be true to the slightly naive view that I'm postulating.
Why isn't it?
Why are we so dictated by the three major social network platforms? Twitter, myspace and the gargantuan facebook are now our main method of information exchange, and I swear to god, if my lecturers put my assignments up on facebook, that shit would be done, snappy like. We are so dictated by the meme of the moment that we don't look elsewhere to develope our own sense of humour, language, and conspiracy. 4Chan and all the anon's that reside upon the domain of exchange set the tone for how our humour will be dictated. It's the height of fashion when its decided by a few people and it's all essentially intangible bullshit. Maybe it's just our generation, but the scary thing is that it isn't. When 7 year olds are trolling on their blackberrys and posting the latest Charlie Sheen rant to their mates, what hope is there for them ten years down the line when they will be digitally digestive of everything that comes their way?
It's the antithesis that is the appealant to us.
The advertisers think they have the power of running our notions of what is the trend at the moment, but they truly don't. The true control is the submersion that you experience in some respective digitial diversion. Derailing you. Ha! You had a goal tonight? Not till you have checked, rechecked and explored every link available and every bit of information available to you, as long as it appeals to your appetite of internet debauchery.
We are a world of information addicts, and do you think this blog is actually helping matters? Pffft.
OUT!
Sunday, 8 May 2011
Hot! Dam! The Future!
This was a spread done by the insanely funny mock-comic Gutters. As a follow up to America! Fucked Back! I think its preeeeeeeeetty appropriate, and also a bit more lighthearted than the ranting that I've been up to lately. Enjoy!
This was done in March this year (2011) and is a pretty fucken scarily accurate prediction of what happened from the 29th of April till the 1st of May. The royal wedding and then Osama getting his ass killed! Gutters must have a witchdoctor on retainer, or a set of Mayan runes that we just have never seen to be able to predict the future like this
If you love comics and are folliwing some titles regulary, check out: http://www.the-gutters.com
OUT!
This was done in March this year (2011) and is a pretty fucken scarily accurate prediction of what happened from the 29th of April till the 1st of May. The royal wedding and then Osama getting his ass killed! Gutters must have a witchdoctor on retainer, or a set of Mayan runes that we just have never seen to be able to predict the future like this
If you love comics and are folliwing some titles regulary, check out: http://www.the-gutters.com
OUT!
Monday, 2 May 2011
America! Fucked Backed!
They got him, yep those yuppies that have been fucken adament about shoving a grenade down Osama's throat finally got him. Dead as shit. Everyone is happy. Hooray.
Fucking Bullshit.
The American machine has done it again. rolled on in claimed victory, and essentially told Al Queda to now go finger-fuck themselves. I'm convinced. Convinced of yet another aspiration to sway public opinion. Thanks Obama. Democrats to win in a fucken Vesuvius-esque landslide next year. And the commander in chief and his crack team of navy seals, that will probably be now known as the "Osama-naters" or the "haha-fooled-you-again-fuckers-squad" have taken the credit for the murder of the seemingly embodient of Satan's anus.
The facts: The rise of the dissident Tea Party, lead by prominent Republicans, who are more bat-shit crazy than most meth addicts jonesing for a hit of the party pipe, have put pressure on the Democrat vision that was going to be the front of the amazing American revival lead by Obama. Republican's are stifling reform in the MediCade and MediCare ammendments to healthcare that the Obama regime has been pushing. (This issue is full of crap though, its just bigger government subsidising of Pharmacutical services to those who fall into various HMO brackets). Also, gun-fucken-ho, as the Republicans are, do not want to cut federal spending on defence (The amount of which can put every child in the entire country through four years of university), what the Democrats dont want you to know is that they dont want to either. What? and have Dick Cheney's Halliburton branded dick rape them out of office? Ha. Fat chance. Defence spending ensures your seat in Congress, argue at your peril. The Democrats however want the altruistic representation that money that is used in defence spending should rather be used for the benefit of social welfare and other socialistic services.
"How very commi of you", the Republicans shout,
"how very go-fuck-your-toothless-cousins-you-rednecks" the Democrats reply,
"we are totally righteous right about now."
So after the economic collapse, the Democrats need the push to maintain a hold on the office of the White House. Obama hasn't being doing shit right, sure he can talk a big game, but we have seen fairly fuck all reform from him since he decided to do the right thing and play basketball instead of tennis when he moved in. So fuck the Republicans, the fucken Democrats fucked Osama in Pakistan. Democrat win! Now the states also needed to seem less "party girls" and more "rape".
So this shit starts coming round. The rise of the Chinese economy has really burned the sensitive captilastic nipples of the American manufacturing elite. China will overtake America as the world leader in economics by 2014. They are presently out sourcing technological manufacturing to nearby Asian states, where emmaciated jungle dwellers get paid $1.40 an hour to produce copper cabling, chargers and other shit that well trained six year old inbred pigmys could put together, which coincedentally most of them are. What does that mean for the States? Goodbye to the illusion of utter supremacy. Fucken idiots. What do they do? "ARMED FORCES! Fuck the chinese man, them skew eyes cant shoot straight! We have planes! We have tanks! We have fucken boats! and we are fighting cave people! Cave people!" It's essentially the scene from Star Wars episode four, where Luke and Ben rock up at the Jawa's trawler and find them all massacred to hell, and go, "Well... fuck, Im pretty sure I saw a stormtrooper riding a fucken dinosuar, what the fuck was this homeless midget going to do against that?" The states will be dependant on military supremcacy for all time, thats just how they roll, its totally their security blanket and they will go full retarded catatonic if it gets taken away. Just as they will never really relinquesh their hold on the middle east. A million dead? Mwaahahahahaha, their bones will fossilise and become fuel for our ships!
As Im writing, Osama's body has been thrown into the sea. What? At the Marianis trench? So he can't fucken rise from the dead and go full postal on an unsuspecting world? He's not fucken Megatron you retards! Jesus Christ, has Michael Bay been made chief of fucken body disposal? WTF! Im not conviced until i see a full fucken picture of Osama's dead ass corpse and a few American G.I.'s giving him ironic high fives and skull-fucking his bullet riddled head.
Otherwise I just hope Osama rocks up at a Walmart and tries to apply for store credit, and can go "fuck you, fuckers, im not fucken dead, you people are dumb as shit! You werent concerned that there was no pictures of my body? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Thats like believing you cant get aids by waving a racoon carcass around during butt-sex with a Botswanian prostitute. Idiots!" This shit is pure, vile, cunnivingly evil, and if further questions are not asked than the entire human race can eat their own shit and die.
Well done fuckers, Osama is now dead. Kindly pack up and go the fuck back home.
OUT!
Fucking Bullshit.
The American machine has done it again. rolled on in claimed victory, and essentially told Al Queda to now go finger-fuck themselves. I'm convinced. Convinced of yet another aspiration to sway public opinion. Thanks Obama. Democrats to win in a fucken Vesuvius-esque landslide next year. And the commander in chief and his crack team of navy seals, that will probably be now known as the "Osama-naters" or the "haha-fooled-you-again-fuckers-squad" have taken the credit for the murder of the seemingly embodient of Satan's anus.
The facts: The rise of the dissident Tea Party, lead by prominent Republicans, who are more bat-shit crazy than most meth addicts jonesing for a hit of the party pipe, have put pressure on the Democrat vision that was going to be the front of the amazing American revival lead by Obama. Republican's are stifling reform in the MediCade and MediCare ammendments to healthcare that the Obama regime has been pushing. (This issue is full of crap though, its just bigger government subsidising of Pharmacutical services to those who fall into various HMO brackets). Also, gun-fucken-ho, as the Republicans are, do not want to cut federal spending on defence (The amount of which can put every child in the entire country through four years of university), what the Democrats dont want you to know is that they dont want to either. What? and have Dick Cheney's Halliburton branded dick rape them out of office? Ha. Fat chance. Defence spending ensures your seat in Congress, argue at your peril. The Democrats however want the altruistic representation that money that is used in defence spending should rather be used for the benefit of social welfare and other socialistic services.
"How very commi of you", the Republicans shout,
"how very go-fuck-your-toothless-cousins-you-rednecks" the Democrats reply,
"we are totally righteous right about now."
So after the economic collapse, the Democrats need the push to maintain a hold on the office of the White House. Obama hasn't being doing shit right, sure he can talk a big game, but we have seen fairly fuck all reform from him since he decided to do the right thing and play basketball instead of tennis when he moved in. So fuck the Republicans, the fucken Democrats fucked Osama in Pakistan. Democrat win! Now the states also needed to seem less "party girls" and more "rape".
So this shit starts coming round. The rise of the Chinese economy has really burned the sensitive captilastic nipples of the American manufacturing elite. China will overtake America as the world leader in economics by 2014. They are presently out sourcing technological manufacturing to nearby Asian states, where emmaciated jungle dwellers get paid $1.40 an hour to produce copper cabling, chargers and other shit that well trained six year old inbred pigmys could put together, which coincedentally most of them are. What does that mean for the States? Goodbye to the illusion of utter supremacy. Fucken idiots. What do they do? "ARMED FORCES! Fuck the chinese man, them skew eyes cant shoot straight! We have planes! We have tanks! We have fucken boats! and we are fighting cave people! Cave people!" It's essentially the scene from Star Wars episode four, where Luke and Ben rock up at the Jawa's trawler and find them all massacred to hell, and go, "Well... fuck, Im pretty sure I saw a stormtrooper riding a fucken dinosuar, what the fuck was this homeless midget going to do against that?" The states will be dependant on military supremcacy for all time, thats just how they roll, its totally their security blanket and they will go full retarded catatonic if it gets taken away. Just as they will never really relinquesh their hold on the middle east. A million dead? Mwaahahahahaha, their bones will fossilise and become fuel for our ships!
As Im writing, Osama's body has been thrown into the sea. What? At the Marianis trench? So he can't fucken rise from the dead and go full postal on an unsuspecting world? He's not fucken Megatron you retards! Jesus Christ, has Michael Bay been made chief of fucken body disposal? WTF! Im not conviced until i see a full fucken picture of Osama's dead ass corpse and a few American G.I.'s giving him ironic high fives and skull-fucking his bullet riddled head.
Otherwise I just hope Osama rocks up at a Walmart and tries to apply for store credit, and can go "fuck you, fuckers, im not fucken dead, you people are dumb as shit! You werent concerned that there was no pictures of my body? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Thats like believing you cant get aids by waving a racoon carcass around during butt-sex with a Botswanian prostitute. Idiots!" This shit is pure, vile, cunnivingly evil, and if further questions are not asked than the entire human race can eat their own shit and die.
Well done fuckers, Osama is now dead. Kindly pack up and go the fuck back home.
OUT!
Sunday, 1 May 2011
The network of networking that networks you - till network death
A diatribe. dammit, i can never remember what that means, but it's so representally and superficial awesome.
"Who are you"
"I dunno"
"Fuck you! Im in a diatribe!"
This seems wrong, out of context, and im starting to question whether this word actually exists.
Diatribe.
If i were to nominate anything of pertaining to the nature of the word diatribe, i would nominate networking. be it socialble or not. You see, networking is a great idea, when practiced, somewhat efficient for you to achieve whatever means you decree to be worth achieving, but an idea it should remain regardless. Ideas are shiny, pretty, perdy, and infallible in your head, awesome, ever reaching and unique to you. Bang, put that idea down, SPLOOSH! fallibilty, cracks, conforming to a standard of acceptance and seeing that idea, that beamed with the golden sunshine of a freshly baked bacon muffin, try deal with the real world. Thats networking, the only problem is everyone wants the idea, and they want it to work, so they reach, they impeach and they beseech (beseach?). Networks are the invisible strings that we tie people together with. Do they have a choice. HELLS NO! They are part of the network we invisage as that shiny idea, and when the network shows its cracks panic settles write in. And we reach. and reach. and reach. and despair. and then reach some more. and then reach till you can't reach no more. (don't steal these lyrics to a future hit musical). Networking - the diatribe of my world. Superficially awesome, but out of context, seemingly wrong and i'm not sure if it actually exists. But im sure i'll find some cracks in this idea that seemed shiny a few moments ago.
OUT!
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