They got him, yep those yuppies that have been fucken adament about shoving a grenade down Osama's throat finally got him. Dead as shit. Everyone is happy. Hooray.
Fucking Bullshit.
The American machine has done it again. rolled on in claimed victory, and essentially told Al Queda to now go finger-fuck themselves. I'm convinced. Convinced of yet another aspiration to sway public opinion. Thanks Obama. Democrats to win in a fucken Vesuvius-esque landslide next year. And the commander in chief and his crack team of navy seals, that will probably be now known as the "Osama-naters" or the "haha-fooled-you-again-fuckers-squad" have taken the credit for the murder of the seemingly embodient of Satan's anus.
The facts: The rise of the dissident Tea Party, lead by prominent Republicans, who are more bat-shit crazy than most meth addicts jonesing for a hit of the party pipe, have put pressure on the Democrat vision that was going to be the front of the amazing American revival lead by Obama. Republican's are stifling reform in the MediCade and MediCare ammendments to healthcare that the Obama regime has been pushing. (This issue is full of crap though, its just bigger government subsidising of Pharmacutical services to those who fall into various HMO brackets). Also, gun-fucken-ho, as the Republicans are, do not want to cut federal spending on defence (The amount of which can put every child in the entire country through four years of university), what the Democrats dont want you to know is that they dont want to either. What? and have Dick Cheney's Halliburton branded dick rape them out of office? Ha. Fat chance. Defence spending ensures your seat in Congress, argue at your peril. The Democrats however want the altruistic representation that money that is used in defence spending should rather be used for the benefit of social welfare and other socialistic services.
"How very commi of you", the Republicans shout,
"how very go-fuck-your-toothless-cousins-you-rednecks" the Democrats reply,
"we are totally righteous right about now."
So after the economic collapse, the Democrats need the push to maintain a hold on the office of the White House. Obama hasn't being doing shit right, sure he can talk a big game, but we have seen fairly fuck all reform from him since he decided to do the right thing and play basketball instead of tennis when he moved in. So fuck the Republicans, the fucken Democrats fucked Osama in Pakistan. Democrat win! Now the states also needed to seem less "party girls" and more "rape".
So this shit starts coming round. The rise of the Chinese economy has really burned the sensitive captilastic nipples of the American manufacturing elite. China will overtake America as the world leader in economics by 2014. They are presently out sourcing technological manufacturing to nearby Asian states, where emmaciated jungle dwellers get paid $1.40 an hour to produce copper cabling, chargers and other shit that well trained six year old inbred pigmys could put together, which coincedentally most of them are. What does that mean for the States? Goodbye to the illusion of utter supremacy. Fucken idiots. What do they do? "ARMED FORCES! Fuck the chinese man, them skew eyes cant shoot straight! We have planes! We have tanks! We have fucken boats! and we are fighting cave people! Cave people!" It's essentially the scene from Star Wars episode four, where Luke and Ben rock up at the Jawa's trawler and find them all massacred to hell, and go, "Well... fuck, Im pretty sure I saw a stormtrooper riding a fucken dinosuar, what the fuck was this homeless midget going to do against that?" The states will be dependant on military supremcacy for all time, thats just how they roll, its totally their security blanket and they will go full retarded catatonic if it gets taken away. Just as they will never really relinquesh their hold on the middle east. A million dead? Mwaahahahahaha, their bones will fossilise and become fuel for our ships!
As Im writing, Osama's body has been thrown into the sea. What? At the Marianis trench? So he can't fucken rise from the dead and go full postal on an unsuspecting world? He's not fucken Megatron you retards! Jesus Christ, has Michael Bay been made chief of fucken body disposal? WTF! Im not conviced until i see a full fucken picture of Osama's dead ass corpse and a few American G.I.'s giving him ironic high fives and skull-fucking his bullet riddled head.
Otherwise I just hope Osama rocks up at a Walmart and tries to apply for store credit, and can go "fuck you, fuckers, im not fucken dead, you people are dumb as shit! You werent concerned that there was no pictures of my body? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Thats like believing you cant get aids by waving a racoon carcass around during butt-sex with a Botswanian prostitute. Idiots!" This shit is pure, vile, cunnivingly evil, and if further questions are not asked than the entire human race can eat their own shit and die.
Well done fuckers, Osama is now dead. Kindly pack up and go the fuck back home.
OUT!
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